The Authentic Jewish Mother is a real woman of valor. Her whole life is dedicated to only one central goal: To build a Yiddeshe Shtub based on Authentic Torah principles. This job is a career of 24/7 with no stop. No vacation.

Rabbi Avigdor Miller used to say that an Authentic Jewish Mother must stand by the door like a Moshgiach in a Yeshivah and supervise exactly what type of material enters her holy home. No Chazir and no non-authentic Jewish reading material in her home!

Many Bnei Torah I have talked to in the last few days have rationalized that the only reason they allow the piece of garbage called “MISHPACHA” into their home is because their wives are bored on Shabbos and need something to read….

Sorry, I don’t buy it. I cannot believe that Kosher, Authentic, Jewish mothers are the reason for this absolute stinking piece of feces having a market among Jewish readers. It cannot be true!

Go look at animals, how they become hysterical when their offspring are in any danger. A Jewish mother who sees that one of her daughters is touching something as gross as the MISHPACHA would probably scream at the top of her capable voice: “Don’t touch that, its TREIF!!!!!”

We call on all Authentic Mothers everywhere to stand firm against anyone who’s intentions are to contaminate the holiness of the sacred Jewish home!

(רוב הדברים נלקחו מנוסח קריאת הרבנים לשלוח את העיתון “משפחה” למקום טמא חוץ למחנה ישראל – שעומד להתפרסם בקרוב אי”ה)